I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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