Porn is love you can see.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm at about main and main street
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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