Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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