Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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