i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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