My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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