: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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