hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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