Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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