i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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