i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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