we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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