Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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