i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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