Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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