if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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