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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(561): View more from Florida

if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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(513): View more from Ohio

well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50

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(360): View more from Washington

Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?

(208): View more from Idaho

You need southern Jesus

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She did what?

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Who. The correct term is she did who.

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Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.

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