last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's never too late to be topless.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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