I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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