I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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