Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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