so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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