doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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