Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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