Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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