Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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