you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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