yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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