a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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