You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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