I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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