Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just googled if crying burns calories
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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