No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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