do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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