She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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