Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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