respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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