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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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