ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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