Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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