just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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