so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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