i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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