theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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