I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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