Christians are straight up FREAKS
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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