hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Your cock deserves a montage
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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