Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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