Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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