it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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