I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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