He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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