is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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