Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
even my farts smell like vagina
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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